strideer:

this could potentially be a hilarious story: Spiders on my dash!

thekingdomofarthur:

veri-pageofknowledge:

wellmanicuredman:

walliard:

wellmanicuredman:

wellmanicuredman:

doublejoeseven:

landofthoughtandflow:

Allow me to visually demonstrate my arachnophobia. And never look at this damn post again asjhygakudygskiayd

Your pro-spider brainwashing techniques shall never work on me!

Yes. This is good….

They’re more afraid of you than you are of them, because you are a gazillion times their size. Spiders want to be your friend and help you out by keeping your place free of nasty insects, but they know that every time one of them befriends a human he gets squished. It’s a tragic existence.

Unless you’re in Australia. Fuck all the wildlife in Australia, spiders included. Their only purpose is to put fear into the hearts of men.

Hey, guess where Rachel lives.

Look at me, being an idiot over here.

//lives in australia

//i still love spiders

I live rurally, with 2 acres of untouched forests around where we’ve built our house. We get quite a few.

Dude I love spiders :/ they are so cute. All they want to do is eat your flies, they would only attack you if you were to hurt them

you are so much bigger

pro-human-spider-friendships

nO OKAY IM SORRY I CAN NEVER BE FRIENDS WITH A SPIDER
WE CAN
CO EXIST IN THE SAME PLACE IF THEY STAY STILL AND DONT MOVE BUT WHEN THEY DO THE CRAWLING ACROSS THE WALL THING OR OR MAKING WEBS WHERE MY FACE WILL WALK INTO THEM JESUSDKJDFBJKDBD /FLIPS OFF THE HANDLE 

I have problems with foam mats and gingers, but not spiders. On Girl Scout camping trips, I was always that person who scooped the spiders up in cups and took ‘em outside while everyone else screamed.