March 2012
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all of my followers are the best followers
except for you, spam blogs you can go eat a great big sandwich of fuck you.
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sometimes tumblr makes me fear that it is physically impossible to be inclusive enough
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wake up: exhausted
12 pm: exhausted
3 pm: fucking exhausted
5 pm: really fucking exhausted
7 pm: about to pass out
bed time: the energy of 5 million condensed suns
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Reblog if I'm allowed to go in your inbox & be...
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comic eridan: i hate all the fuckin landwwellers i wwant to kill em. also i lovve fef. im a tool.
fandom eridan: im forevver alone an ill sleep wwith anyone under the sun.
comic john: hi! i'm pretty nice i guess but i can be an asshole sometimes. i like movies and playing pranks! :B
fandom john: i am soooooooo sweet and nice and i would never be mean to anyone! also con air and nic cage. all i care about.
comic vriska: I'm kind of a 8ig deal, and a real 8itch. 8ut I feel kind of guilty a8out some of the stuff I've done. I really do care a8out my 'friends' in the end.
fandom vriska: 8LUH 8LUH 8LUH HUGE 8ITCH. I KILLED TAVROS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Comic Tavros: sURE, i HAVE SOME, uH, sELF ESTEEM ISSUES, bUT I'M GETTING BETTER AT IT, aND I'M REALLY PASSIONATE ABOUT WHAT I LOVE,
Fandom Tavros: i WILL NOW COMMENCE TO CRY AND SWOON ABOUT EVERYTHING BEFORE TAKING GAMZEE'S BONEBULGE WHOLE. aLSO, i AM NOTHING BUT A MOE BLOB,
comic karkat: LISTEN UP NOOKSTAINS, I'M DESPERATELY TRYING TO KEEP OUR COLLECTIVE SHIT TOGETHER BUT THE STRAIN KIND OF GETS TO ME, AND DESPITE MY CONSTANT YELLING AND WONDERFUCK EXPLICATIVES, I'M SELF-LOATHING AND CONCERNED FOR MY FRIENDS
Fandom karkat: FUCKASS
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You can always tell which weeks I had PMS because those are the weeks that there were lots of drawings of naked ladies in my sketchbook.
February 2012
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strideer:
this could potentially be a hilarious story: Spiders on my dash!
thekingdomofarthur:
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landofthoughtandflow:
Allow me to visually demonstrate my arachnophobia. And never look at this damn post again asjhygakudygskiayd
Your pro-spider brainwashing techniques shall...
sleepingstrawberries:
what if i made a homestuck AU where everyone was VEGETABLES
nepeta would be nePEAta
karkat would be karCARROT
spades slick would be spades SQUASH
equius would be EGGPLANTius
snowman would be snowMARANTH
aradia would be aRADISHa
feferi would be feLERY
and eridan would be asparagus
cause
no one likes asparagus
Wow.
gently-tongued-by-stephen-fry:
I’ve finally come across someone with a mental illness where they’re not depressed/sad (I’m going to be honest, this always made me feel weird on here) but instead have anxiety issues, sleeping issues and apathy because of it. Never have I ever met anyone else who had the same exact issue.
Uh, hi. Here’s another one :>
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this paper is a terrible paper
the terrible-est
ew
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Klingons are notoriously volatile; if Kirk makes the wrong decision, he may risk...
– the paper i have to write for ‘popular culture and foreign policy during the cold war’
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SO MANY COMMAS
/muffled sobbing
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The problem with my writing opinion essays is that I don’t think my opinion is worth anything.
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Me: Okay, time to start writing my paper!
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